You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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