she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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