From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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