Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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