If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
did you just send me my own nude
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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