He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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