Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
