are you still at the devil's house?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
