the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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