it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
This house was built for laser tag.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
