I am puke
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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