In the future we'll all be gay
the condom got lost in my hair
I wish i was in the wii world.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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