I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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