Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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