What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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