I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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