i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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