the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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