She's JV to your varsity
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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