We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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