i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Come on in and take your pants off
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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