I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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