Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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