How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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