Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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