The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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