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• (248): View more from Michigan

  im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?

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  omg no way im finding him!

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat

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• (415): View more from California

  turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.

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