Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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