Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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