I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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