There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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