yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Come on in and take your pants off
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