Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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