One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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