I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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