I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I have fence marks all over my body
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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