And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The best revenge is premature balding
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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