your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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