is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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