i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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