the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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