Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Randomize
