Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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