the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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