then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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