Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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