The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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