my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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