Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
