great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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