One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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