If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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