her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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