this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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