there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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